646f9e108c With his cop companion shot and killed by terrorists, Reno The Dog pairs up with tough cop Jake in thwarting the criminal organization. Chuck Norris starsa cop who gets a K9 partner and then proceeds to kick white supremacists&#39; asses all over the place with the help from the ugly pooch. I assume that Top Dog was meant to be a barrel of laughs and after all who hasn&#39;t given us more laughter then Chuck Norris? I mean we will never forget the way Firewalker made us feel. However the dog, though meant to be lovable, is to me a gigantic pain in the ass. The stupid dog is begging for donuts, stealing food and supposedly finding clues. Chuck Norris is even worsehe is supposedly a rough and tumble cop complete with a messy bachelor pad. Once again Norris isn&#39;t funny and neither is the dog. Although Top Dog did have 1995&#39;s most awkward moment of the year. That is when the dog attacks the pope and nearly kills the man add in the factor that people are killed and people yell racial slurs at regular intervals. Of course racism, blood thirsty violence and physical attacks on religious figures makes for great entertainment for the little tykes. After all we seem to embrace the children who go ape and starts shooting up their schools…So why not market a movie at a younger age so little tykes can wipe out the popular kids at a younger age. It&#39;s a genius plan, after all how cool would it be to return to your ten year reunion knowing that eight of the popular kids won&#39;t be attending due to your 4th grade shooting spree. Those crazy kids… <br/><br/>* out of 4-(Bad) With his cop companion shot and killed by terrorists, Reno The Dog pairs up with tough cop Jake in thwarting the criminal organization. Top Dog has one of the worst and dumbest plots i have ever seen with idiot Neo Nazis, Texas Rangers and a dog and from all that mess at least the dog does a great job in terms of botha character andan actor but the cast and the acting in general from everyone? was terrible. (0/10)
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